Position: Mum – Job Description Part 2


You must be willing to be disliked, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.  You must possess  the physical stamina of a pack of mule and be able to go from zero to 100 kph in three seconds flat.  Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, stuck zippers, and blocked sluggish toilets.  Must also be capable of debugging the laptop when a virus appears.  Must be able to screen phone calls, maintain clendars and diaries and coordinate the production of multiple homework projects.  Must have the ability to plan and organise social gatherings of massive proportions for people of all ages, likes and dislikes.  Must be able to handle assembly and product safety testing of multiple cheap, plastic toys and battery operated devices.  Must be positive and always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.  Must assume final, complete acountability for the quality of the end product.  Other responsibilies also include floor maintenance, and janitorial work throughout the facility.


Please return next week for part 3.

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